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About Me Member Wannabe Poet Kalahari100Male/United States

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How I Would Kill You

What I Would Do To You

I would kill you.
A horrible and painful death.
I have many ways of doing it, so I'll name a few.
I'd shoot you in your face. Any time, any place.
I'd wrap rope around your neck. And watch you cry, scream, and yell for heck.
I'd stab you many times. Did you notice I'm using rhymes?
I still have many more ways, But listing them would take days. I'll list a few more, And then throw you out the door.
I'd stab your eye with a knife, And make you watch me kill your wife. &n

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Sun Jul 19, 2009, 10:01 AM

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I'm overall a crazy son of a betch. I'm obsessed with Kelly and I talk like shim all the time, deck. I'll get along with you unless you piss me off. Then, I'll shoot you in your face and watch you bleed and throw ants on you and make them eat you until there's nothing left except for your bones. Then, I'll feed the bones to vicious dogs so there is nothing left for your family and/or friends to remember you by. Just an empty grave!

So, if you're an asshole, leave me the fuck alone for your own good, betch

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Current Residence: That one place
deviantWEAR sizing preference: bikini
Print preference: Cheese
Interests: Video Games, creative writing, photography, and ummmm..... yeah...
Favourite movie: Idk. I like a lot
Favourite band or musician: Owl City, Rihanna... and much more I don't feel like naming.
Favourite genre of music: Pretty much everything but rap and metal
Favourite artist: Idc who made it. As long as it's freaking awesome looking.
Favourite poet or writer: Myself, Jordan, Dr. Suess?
Favourite photographer: Jesse
Favourite style of art: Photography and realism
Operating System: A thing that I use to operate
MP3 player of choice: I have an iPod like the rest of the world.
Shell of choice: CLAMS!!!!
Wallpaper of choice: I like blue, purple, and green together.
Skin of choice: Purple
Favourite game: Well, I like simulation, racing, and scary games.
Favourite gaming platform: Wii
Favourite cartoon character: Chowder
Personal Quote: "Don't f*ck with me."
Tools of the Trade: Trade of the Tools