How I Would Kill You

What I Would Do To You



I would kill you.
A horrible and painful death.
I have many ways of doing it, so I'll name a few.

I'd shoot you in your face.
Any time, any place.

I'd wrap rope around your neck.
And watch you cry, scream, and yell for heck.

I'd stab you many times.
Did you notice I'm using rhymes?

I still have many more ways,
But listing them would take days.
I'll list a few more,
And then throw you out the door.

I'd stab your eye with a knife,
And make you watch me kill your wife.

I'd shove socks down your throat,
And watch you gag like a goat.

I know, these rhymes are cheesey,
But I like lemon squeezey.
See, I told you!
Now, I'm going to eat a shoe.